“ See that yellow crested grebe? That thing’ll never fly”
“That’s not a crested grebe you silly duck, it keeps going round in circles”
“Just keep paddling and pretend you haven’t seen it. The wife’ll never believe you anyway”
(Longham 24 May: David Bintcliffe photo, not a crested grebe by Mike Roach, and it didn’t fly that day)
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