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DUMB WAYS TO FLY

First, you have to watch this video, originally made for Metro Trains in Melbourne, Australia, to highlight the dangers of walking on railway tracks but now a hit with kids all over the land!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJNR2EpS0jw

Charge your Lipo’s in an unattended shed

Leave your motor running when you go to bed

Accept a balance point of 35 per cent

Connect your ailerons the way they wasn’t meant

 

Dumb ways to fly

So many dumb ways to fly

Dumb ways to fl-y-y

So many dumb ways to fly.

 

Build your fuselage approximately right

Perform an outside loop and give yourself a fright

Roll inverted and then plough into the ground

Leave it far too late to try and go around

 

Dumb ways to fly

So many dumb ways to fly

Dumb ways to fl-y-y

So many dumb ways to fly.

 

Try and take off just as someone’s calling “landing”

Presume electrics don’t take a lot of understanding

Connect your battery with your fingers in the prop

Do it again when your buddy’s calling “stop”

 

Dumb ways to fly

So many dumb ways to fly

Dumb ways to fl-y-y

So many dumb ways to fly.

 

Drink your coffee when your student’s got control

Practice for the limbo and fly into the pole

Turn your tranny off and leave the motor on

Ignore the copyright of someone else’s song

 

Dumb ways to fly

So many dumb ways to fly

Dumb ways to fl-y-y

So many dumb ways to fly.

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